"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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