we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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I supernannyed him into submission
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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