In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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