I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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