i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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