I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize
