Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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