Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
did you just send me my own nude
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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