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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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