Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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