Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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