And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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