Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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