JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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