So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
its not stalking. its research.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I would fuck him just for his dog
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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