I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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