she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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