Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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