Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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