Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
