How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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