Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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