Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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