Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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