I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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