Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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