i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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