She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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