I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My liver is preforming stress tests.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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