my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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