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Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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