he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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