It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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