I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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