Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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