Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.