No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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