No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain