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It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular

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Wrong number and your a loser

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(215): It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular (610): Wrong number and your a loser http://tfl.nu/k831

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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.

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(614): just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use. http://tfl.nu/fu5v

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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.

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(479): I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous. http://tfl.nu/e117

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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.

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(817): No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever. http://tfl.nu/v4fg

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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.

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(289): The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight. http://tfl.nu/z22w

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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?

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(+44): Hey, did you take me to hospital last night? http://tfl.nu/iu9j

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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.

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(620): The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us. http://tfl.nu/uobg

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That's science, my friend. Boner science.

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(937): That's science, my friend. Boner science. http://tfl.nu/d39q

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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.

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(405): You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join. http://tfl.nu/8ui9

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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??

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(212): Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night?? http://tfl.nu/hu0z

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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange

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(765): The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange http://tfl.nu/tkqz

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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.

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(207): Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far. http://tfl.nu/heu3

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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow

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(203): The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow http://tfl.nu/7yz5

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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite

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(416): drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite http://tfl.nu/pmot

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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open

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(406): I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open http://tfl.nu/p54l

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