I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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