look no pants
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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