Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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