i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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