Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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