I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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