Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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