I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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