Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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