that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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