Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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