Can Purell be used as lube?
Its about making memories worth repressing
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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