i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
