ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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