I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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