I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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