She is in my trunk
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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